I need to shake-up my career. I need to re-focus my skill sets and put myself on a track with a future. I need space to work, to think, to frikkin' breathe. This opportunity is not for me. it is geographically and professionally out of my range.
But instead of getting all weepy and bitter I'm going to remind myself that because this offer exists, there may be an offer like it out there for me. So I'm passing this offer on to anyone in the range of this post who can make use of it.
I wish you success.